Easy Fake Pizza
Begin with a slice of bread.
Slather with ketchup or tomato sauce.
Sprinkle liberally with basil,
marjoram, oregano, onion powder.
Add a little turmeric,
cumin and garlic powder.
Top with a layer of pepperoni
and a slice of mozzarella.
Broil until cheese begins to brown.
Watch so it doesn’t burn.
Serve with a small green salad,
and share with your favorite grandchild.