Easy Fake Pizza

Begin with a slice of bread.

Slather with ketchup or tomato sauce.

Sprinkle liberally with basil,

marjoram, oregano, onion powder.

Add a little turmeric,

cumin and garlic powder.

Top with a layer of pepperoni

and a slice of mozzarella.

Broil until cheese begins to brown.

Watch so it doesn’t burn.

Serve with a small green salad,

and share with your favorite grandchild.