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Gwen Petersen: In a Sow’s Ear 5-16-11

This column doesn’t watch its mouth; it chortles about “rights.” A jillion groups, factions, predators – everybody’s got “rights” … except for heterosexual humans. So, beware. The following poem is completely politically incorrect; it’s crafted so’s you can sing it to the old tune: “In My Merry Oldsmobile.” Or you can paste it on the frig or line the birdcage. (The hyphens in the lyrics represent the rest stops in the music, but you don’t have to pay attention to that. Just beller it to suit yourself).

This column doesn’t watch its mouth; it chortles about “rights.” A jillion groups, factions, predators – everybody’s got “rights” … except for heterosexual humans. So, beware. The following poem is completely politically incorrect; it’s crafted so’s you can sing it to the old tune: “In My Merry Oldsmobile.” Or you can paste it on the frig or line the birdcage. (The hyphens in the lyrics represent the rest stops in the music, but you don’t have to pay attention to that. Just beller it to suit yourself).


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