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You must vote for Me … Me … Me … Me …

I approve this message.

 

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I’m your man, said he,

Be sure you vote for me …

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I approve this message.

 

But he’s a liar, said he,

Better you vote for me …

I approve this message.

 

Family values, said he,

So you should vote for me …

I approve this message.

 

Seniors citizens, said he,

It’s best to vote for me …

I approve this message.

 

Taxes and cuts, said he,

You gotta vote for me …

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He opens his mouth, said he,

And sticks in both his feet …

I approve this message.

 

He cuts his hair like a Banshee’s,

And it looks like a pile of weeds …

I approve this message.

 

He’s got a wig full of fleas,

Has to hold it on in a breeze …

I approve this message.

 

Tis better wages for me,

But not for him or thee …

I approve this message.

 

No lie’s too great you see,

So vote for wonderful me …

I approve this message.

 

Politician rhetoric

Is like to make us sick …

Voters approve this message.

 

The rhetoric stinks like skunk,

We’re tired of hearing that junk …

Voters approve this message.

 

Cut the bull and deceit,

Cuz no one thinks it’s neat …

Voters approve this message.

 

You’ve soiled your nest and ours

With your abuse of powers …

Voters approve this message.

 

Stop you’re obfuscation*,

Stop cheating the entire nation …

Voters approve this message.

 

To the candidate who won,

GET TO GETTING THINGS DONE!

Voters approve this message!

*obfuscate: to confuse, to make unclear. “Webster’s dictionary.