In a Sow’s Ear 12-21-09

The following parody is totally, completely and deliberately politically incorrect. It may be recited while wildly waving the arms or warbled to the tune of “All God’s Chillun Got Shoes” (also accompanied by frenzied arm-waving).

All God’s Chillun Got Gas

I got a gas, you got a gas.

All God’s chillun got gas –

(spoken) Ain’t it sad!

When I get to Heaven

gonna let off my gas

I’m gonna shout all over God’s Heaven

Heaven … Heaven

Ev’rybody down below is yakkin

and God is laughin’

Heaven … Heaven

Gonna shout all over God’s Heaven

Dog’s got a gas, cow’s got a gas.

All Gods creatures got gas

– (spoken) Ain’t it sad!

When they get to Heaven,

gonna let off their gas

And gonna run all over God’s Heaven

Heaven … Heaven

Ev’rybody down below is yakkin

and God is laughin’

Heaven … Heaven

Gonna run all over God’s Heaven.

Queen’s got a gas, King’s got a gas.

All God’s creatures got gas

– (spoken) Ain’t it sad!

When they get to Heaven,

gonna let off their gas

And gonna rule all over God’s Heaven

Heaven … Heaven

Ev’rybody down below is yakkin

and God is laughin’

Heaven … Heaven

Gonna rule all over God’s Heaven.

Pig’s got a gas, boar’s got a gas.

All God’s creatures got gas

– (spoken) Ain’t it sad!

When they get to Heaven,

gonna let off their gas

And gonna oink all over God’s Heaven

Heaven … Heaven

Ev’rybody down below is yakkin

and God is laughin’

Heaven … Heaven

Gonna oink all over God’s Heaven.

Bird’s got a gas, bat’s got a gas.

All God’s creatures got gas

– (spoken) Ain’t it sad!

When they get to Heaven,

gonna let off their gas

And gonna fly all over God’s Heaven

Heaven … Heaven

Ev’rybody down below is yakkin

and God is laughin’

Heaven … Heaven

Gonna fly all over God’s Heaven.

Zebra’s got a gas, horse’s got a gas.

All God’s creatures got gas

– (spoken) Ain’t it sad!

When they get to Heaven,

gonna let off their gas

And gonna trot all over God’s Heaven

Heaven … Heaven

Ev’rybody down below is yakkin

and God is laughin’

Heaven … Heaven

Gonna trot all over God’s Heaven.

Politician’s got a gas, bureaucrat’s got a gas.

All God’s creatures got gas

– (spoken) Ain’t it sad!

When they get to Heaven,

gonna let off their gas

And gonna perjure all over God’s Heaven

Heaven … Heaven

Ev’rybody down below is yakkin

and God is laughin’

Heaven … Heaven

Gonna perjure all over God’s Heaven.

EPA’s got a gas, P.E.T.A.’s got a gas.

All God’s creatures got gas

– (spoken) Ain’t it sad!

When they get to Heaven,

gonna let off their gas

And try to kick God out of God’s Heaven

Heaven … Heaven

Ev’rybody down below is yakkin

and God is laughin’

Heaven … Heaven

Try to kick God out of God’s Heaven.