In a Sow’s Ear 12-21-09
The following parody is totally, completely and deliberately politically incorrect. It may be recited while wildly waving the arms or warbled to the tune of “All God’s Chillun Got Shoes” (also accompanied by frenzied arm-waving).
All God’s Chillun Got Gas
I got a gas, you got a gas.
All God’s chillun got gas –
(spoken) Ain’t it sad!
When I get to Heaven
gonna let off my gas
I’m gonna shout all over God’s Heaven
Heaven … Heaven
Ev’rybody down below is yakkin
and God is laughin’
Heaven … Heaven
Gonna shout all over God’s Heaven
Dog’s got a gas, cow’s got a gas.
All Gods creatures got gas
– (spoken) Ain’t it sad!
When they get to Heaven,
gonna let off their gas
And gonna run all over God’s Heaven
Heaven … Heaven
Ev’rybody down below is yakkin
and God is laughin’
Heaven … Heaven
Gonna run all over God’s Heaven.
Queen’s got a gas, King’s got a gas.
All God’s creatures got gas
– (spoken) Ain’t it sad!
When they get to Heaven,
gonna let off their gas
And gonna rule all over God’s Heaven
Heaven … Heaven
Ev’rybody down below is yakkin
and God is laughin’
Heaven … Heaven
Gonna rule all over God’s Heaven.
Pig’s got a gas, boar’s got a gas.
All God’s creatures got gas
– (spoken) Ain’t it sad!
When they get to Heaven,
gonna let off their gas
And gonna oink all over God’s Heaven
Heaven … Heaven
Ev’rybody down below is yakkin
and God is laughin’
Heaven … Heaven
Gonna oink all over God’s Heaven.
Bird’s got a gas, bat’s got a gas.
All God’s creatures got gas
– (spoken) Ain’t it sad!
When they get to Heaven,
gonna let off their gas
And gonna fly all over God’s Heaven
Heaven … Heaven
Ev’rybody down below is yakkin
and God is laughin’
Heaven … Heaven
Gonna fly all over God’s Heaven.
Zebra’s got a gas, horse’s got a gas.
All God’s creatures got gas
– (spoken) Ain’t it sad!
When they get to Heaven,
gonna let off their gas
And gonna trot all over God’s Heaven
Heaven … Heaven
Ev’rybody down below is yakkin
and God is laughin’
Heaven … Heaven
Gonna trot all over God’s Heaven.
Politician’s got a gas, bureaucrat’s got a gas.
All God’s creatures got gas
– (spoken) Ain’t it sad!
When they get to Heaven,
gonna let off their gas
And gonna perjure all over God’s Heaven
Heaven … Heaven
Ev’rybody down below is yakkin
and God is laughin’
Heaven … Heaven
Gonna perjure all over God’s Heaven.
EPA’s got a gas, P.E.T.A.’s got a gas.
All God’s creatures got gas
– (spoken) Ain’t it sad!
When they get to Heaven,
gonna let off their gas
And try to kick God out of God’s Heaven
Heaven … Heaven
Ev’rybody down below is yakkin
and God is laughin’
Heaven … Heaven
Try to kick God out of God’s Heaven.
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