In a Sow’s Ear 4-12-10
Regardless of anyone’s opinion on the new Health Care law, the following is a strictly tongue in cheek parody. It’s a test. Can Higher Than Mighty Elite Politicians take a joke? Watch this space. If it comes up empty, write your Congress person for my new address.
Health Care Reform
(to the tune of “Shortin’ Bread”)
Three little sick folks lyin’ in bed
Two were sick and the other just old
Sent for the doctor, he said,
Bam-a care will fix ’em right up
Chorus …
Bama’s little health care loves us, loves us
Bama’s little health care loves us folks
Bama’s little health care loves us, loves us
Bama’s little health care loves us folks.
Put on the skillet, put on the lid
Bama’s goin’ to make a little health reform
That ain’t all he’s gonna do,
Bama’s goin’ to care for little me and you.
Chorus…
Bama’s little health care loves us, loves us
Bama’s little health care loves us folks
Bama’s little health care loves us, loves us
Bama’s little health care loves us folks.
One little chile, sick in the bed
When he hear tell of health reform
Popped up well, he dance and sing
He almost cut the Health Care Wing.
Chorus…
Bama’s little health care loves us, loves us
Bama’s little health care loves us folks
Bama’s little health care loves us, loves us
Bama’s little health care loves us folks.
Three little sickies lyin’ in bed
Two had gout and the other went nuts
Sent for the Doctor, h said,
give them sickies Bama Care.
Chorus…
Bama’s little health care loves us, loves us
Bama’s little health care loves us folks
Bama’s little health care loves us, loves us
Bama’s little health care loves us folks.
Pile on the taxes, pile up the debt
Bama’s goin’ to force a little Health Care fine
That ain’t all he’s goin’ to do,
Bama’s goin’ to say it’s good for me and you.
Chorus…
Bama’s little health care loves us, loves us
Bama’s little health care loves us folks
Bama’s little health care loves us, loves us
Bama’s little health care loves us folks.
All us folks, sick in bed
When we hear tell of health reform
Pop up well, then dance and sing
Start in cuttin’ the Health Care Wing.
Chorus…
Bama’s little health care loves us, loves us
Bama’s little health care loves us folks
Bama’s little health care loves us, loves us
Bama’s little health care loves us folks.
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