In a Sow’s Ear 4-12-10

Regardless of anyone’s opinion on the new Health Care law, the following is a strictly tongue in cheek parody. It’s a test. Can Higher Than Mighty Elite Politicians take a joke? Watch this space. If it comes up empty, write your Congress person for my new address.

Health Care Reform

(to the tune of “Shortin’ Bread”)

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Three little sick folks lyin’ in bed

Two were sick and the other just old

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Sent for the doctor, he said,

Bam-a care will fix ’em right up

Chorus …

Bama’s little health care loves us, loves us

Bama’s little health care loves us folks

Bama’s little health care loves us, loves us

Bama’s little health care loves us folks.

Put on the skillet, put on the lid

Bama’s goin’ to make a little health reform

That ain’t all he’s gonna do,

Bama’s goin’ to care for little me and you.

Chorus…

Bama’s little health care loves us, loves us

Bama’s little health care loves us folks

Bama’s little health care loves us, loves us

Bama’s little health care loves us folks.

One little chile, sick in the bed

When he hear tell of health reform

Popped up well, he dance and sing

He almost cut the Health Care Wing.

Chorus…

Bama’s little health care loves us, loves us

Bama’s little health care loves us folks

Bama’s little health care loves us, loves us

Bama’s little health care loves us folks.

Three little sickies lyin’ in bed

Two had gout and the other went nuts

Sent for the Doctor, h said,

give them sickies Bama Care.

Chorus…

Bama’s little health care loves us, loves us

Bama’s little health care loves us folks

Bama’s little health care loves us, loves us

Bama’s little health care loves us folks.

Pile on the taxes, pile up the debt

Bama’s goin’ to force a little Health Care fine

That ain’t all he’s goin’ to do,

Bama’s goin’ to say it’s good for me and you.

Chorus…

Bama’s little health care loves us, loves us

Bama’s little health care loves us folks

Bama’s little health care loves us, loves us

Bama’s little health care loves us folks.

All us folks, sick in bed

When we hear tell of health reform

Pop up well, then dance and sing

Start in cuttin’ the Health Care Wing.

Chorus…

Bama’s little health care loves us, loves us

Bama’s little health care loves us folks

Bama’s little health care loves us, loves us

Bama’s little health care loves us folks.