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Black: Things you can count on

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Things you can count on:

-As soon as you load your horse in the trailer he will take a dump

-Any 4th of July rodeo will get rained out

-The more a new pair of boots cost, the quicker you will scuff a big chunk off the toe

“Any law passed by congress will either increase your taxes or decrease your freedom.”

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-The further you get from home in your straw hat, the harder the wind will blow

-No matter who you vote for, you finally have to admit it didn't make any difference

-Any law passed by congress will either increase your taxes or decrease your freedom

-Anyone the press calls an environmentalist does not make a living producing anything you can use

-If you go to psychiatrist long enough they will eventually find something wrong with you

-The further you get from the shop, the more you will need the tool you forgot

-If you go out to rebuild fence you will find you are two posts and 20 feet of wire short to finish the job

-If you dig a trench you will hit a forgotten water line

-If you hit a horse on the highway it will be the most expensive horse the guy owns

-If you don't get your grain bought at harvest, the price will eventually go up

-If you get all your grain bought at harvest, the price will eventually go down

-If after 10 years of selective breeding you have finally achieved the tallest yearling bulls in the show ring, this will be the year the trend starts the other way

-If you sort the heavy end of the calvy heifers into a pen under the lights, there will be six left in the other bunch that calve first

-March will never be as bad as November, because in November you always have March to look forward to. ❖