Tales From the O-NO Ranch
Horses can be a lot like wimmen ”
it’s something I’ve figured out.
It took me almost a lifetime to realize
they both pack a lot of clour!
They both need lots of attention
if content they desire to be
Jest feed’um good, rub their backs,
that suits ’em to a tee.
Sometimes they get a little squirrely
and difficult to predict.
I jest go ahead with intuition
and prepare to take my licks.
Sometimes I get it wrong
Sometimes I get it right.
I know this fer sure ”
My hoss don’t care if I’m out all night.
A hoss can’t cook and clean
Or mop the kitchen floor.
And he can’t tease and flirt
and leave ya wantin’ more.
But he won’t scream and holler
and hit ya with a broom
each and every time you leave
yer underwear strewn across the room.
In them old western movies
did ya ever wonder why
the cowboy left his lady
At the gate to cry?
He rides off toward the sunset
And the woman he does ignore
and the reason he’s a leavin’s
‘Cause he left his undies on the floor.
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